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Team: Abigail Frymann - Editor
Nickname: Meine Führerin
Abi,
25, has led a life of debauchery and Day Nurse abuse. She is currently cold turkey
and instead spends her time compiling lists of tasks to inflict on her underlings.
Considered invading the Südetenland during her brief tenure but her tank broke
down.
Verdict: Monarchist
Pete Wilson - Deputy Editor
Nickname: Doesn't see the point in nicknames - thinks they are too "Ocean's Eleven".
Pete, 25, dealt remarkably well with having no compunction to work in HTML
and being the only staunch monarchist of the group (hence quiz master). He has
remarkably [please check repetition, Ads - Dep Ed] kept Welsh rugby references
to a minimum. Which is just as well really. Verdict: Monarchist
Tom
Campbell - HTML Editor
Nickname: Gooner
A chaste man, Tom, aged 27,
enjoys football, cycling and criticising Adam's ideas and he has dealt with Arsenal's
Champions League failure with great aplomb. A judicious proof-reader, Tom will
delight all with his work rate and handouts of Creme Eggs.
Verdict: Republican
Manfreda Cavazza - Design Editor
Nickname: Geek
Freddie,
who used to sing on Rainbow with Rod and Jane, is 23 and is prone to bouts of
foul and abusive language. Is blessed with an unflappable temperament in the face
of troublesome web design software. Has an envious ability to laugh uncontrollably
when all around are losing their heads.
Verdict: Monarchist Celeste
Biever - Section Editor and all round genius
Nickname: Sheila
Celeste,
23, has spent her time during production, perfecting a pseudo-Kiwi, quasi-Australian
accent. A Chemistry graduate, she has had, fortunately no reason to delight us
all with fascinating scientific facts about the Royal Family. Is prone to speaking
to computer screens. Has a tendency to refer to all males as "Bruce".
Verdict:
Republican
Chloe Stothart - Art Editor and Illustrator
Nickname:
The corgi stalker
Chloe's desire to find corgi pictures for the site has led
to obsessive behaviour at dangerous levels. Indeed, she has had to deal with weeks
of banal, irrational requests for illustrations and photographs. She has succeeded
in all tasks, even with the corgi pic. Just don't ask her to find another one.
She may throttle you.
Verdict: "Utterly neutral" - apologies for her cop out
Adam Withrington - Advertising, Press Relations, a modicum of HTML and
tea boy
Nicknames: History Boy, Bruce, God
Adam, 23, can talk the talk,
in HTML terms, but boy can he NOT walk the walk. Has struggled to swim in a swamp
of HTML apathy. However, has enlightened colleagues with his historical "knowledge",
fits of accent abuse and poor shorthand. Makes a damn fine cup of tea, despite
penchant for beer and nuts. Unlikely to be found in Bar 38 in the near future.
Verdict:
Republican, so long as a certain Member of Parliament for Sedgefield isn't President.
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